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Monday, February 06, 2006
I.A.A.C.G.L. Gets Called Out By a Former Cosmo-naut
For now, though, we'll focus on a former Cosmo-naut that contacted me and who which I'm still having a very nice conversation with, which I'm not allowed to discuss further at this point. However, she did bring up a terrific point which I'd like to address. After a heated exchange she asked me, actually told me:
"...you are either a jerk or you don't get laid very often."
A very valid point. How can I make fun of Cosmo's terrible sex advice if I'm less sex-savvy than them? (Note: I make no bones about be a jerk--I very much am). Making fun of Cosmo's advice if I could offer none better myself would be like a big fat guy making fun of and brutally critiquing all the phenomenal athletes in the NFL. Oh wait...
Len Pasquarelli, ESPN.com fat blowhard.
Jason Whitlock, enormously fat critic of in-shape athletes/slash people that can actually touch their toes.
OK, fair enough--but, nevertheless, I KNOW what I'm talking about. So I encourage readers of this blog to please send in any sex questions and we'll answer them with veracious advice, good advice, not the shit way that Cosmo would and does.
Send sex questions to CosmoAaron.
(And send questions about how to be a jerk to the same address.)
*The Hearst Corporation publishes Cosmopolitan along with such other now-shitty magazines as Redbook, Good Housekeeping, and Fellatio Insider, all the while William Randolph Hearst rolls around in his grave. Rosebud!
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